Back to Diaryland	Older entries: good morning, wordpress ... 2009-07-03 elaborate murder attempt ... 2009-07-01 building a tractor in the basement ... 2009-06-19 ask no questions tell just a few lies ... 2009-06-09 my long lasting flavor really lasts long ... 2009-06-04 scientific spellbinder ... 2009-06-01 shape of a rocket ship ... 2009-05-27 other guy sleeping at the Hyatt ... 2009-05-15 sir it seems you may lack employment ... 2009-05-08 kick that stool right out from under you ... 2009-04-29 leaving Vermont ... 2009-04-22 too violent, too humiliating ... 2009-04-16 a designated center of excellence ... 2009-04-10 her walkman started to melt ... 2009-04-03 rattle a box of tic-tacs ... 2009-03-18 pay the doctor for your pills ... 2009-03-11 last thin patina ... 2009-03-04 freeze into time now ... 2009-02-23 mud, of course ... 2009-02-13 strange kind of feeling ... 2009-02-09 predefined educational goals ... 2009-02-01 mincer ray don't worry ... 2009-01-16 damned for all eternity ... 2009-01-13 you break it you buy it ... 2009-01-08 remind me not to get cancer ... 2008-12-19 where have you been ... 2008-12-05 zombies can't play football ... 2008-12-03 in the city of the future it is difficult to concentrate ... 2008-11-30 the prince of vegetables ... 2008-11-24 adopt a glyptodon ... 2008-11-18 their intense flavor enlivens fruit salads ... 2008-11-07 a frozen likeness ... 2008-11-05 they deem me a monster ... 2008-11-03 a grizzled con ... 2008-10-28 the thugs with handguns boot up PowerPoint ... 2008-10-20 flamboyant Korean anti-Communist ... 2008-10-10 before embarking on the quest ... 2008-10-06 tiny mining town ... 2008-10-01 shape of a wolf's head ... 2008-09-25 poison well, right this way ... 2008-09-21 oozing exactness ... 2008-09-16 shrinkie-doodle-doo ... 2008-09-10 drifted back to the tea-table ... 2008-09-08 paid fifty dollars on twelth street today ... 2008-09-03 conspiracy shhhhhh ... 2008-08-25 the most vexed question of all ... 2008-08-15 mastered the jargon ... 2008-08-05 oooh oooh xerox machine ... 2008-07-16 paralyzed in the hind end ... 2008-07-08 the best lack all conviction ... 2008-06-30 to paraphrase an old axiom ... 2008-06-20 your father loves chandeliers ... 2008-06-10 metaphysics of morals ... 2008-05-30 the room where they keep the towels ... 2008-05-19 no single item is a disaster ... 2008-05-12 two surly circus freaks ... 2008-05-01 the dullest scalpel in the drawer ... 2008-04-22 I can totally believe that it's not butter ... 2008-04-16 building on Bakhtin's theory of speech genres ... 2008-04-09 topsoil had eroded ... 2008-03-31 the past is an inoperable tumor ... 2008-03-19 early polar exploration vs. late Renaissance art ... 2008-03-13 loco de amor ... 2008-03-04 lazy cartoon cats ... 2008-02-25 the groceries interested him most ... 2008-02-19 nimble as goats ... 2008-02-12 pull on a rope to kill a cow ... 2008-02-01 FIVE ... 2008-01-25 what exactly is your dysfunction ... 2008-01-18 don't call the cop a motherfucker ... 2008-01-09 there was a toolshed ... 2008-01-07 two thousand ate ... 2008-01-01 ordered a hackney-coach ... 2007-12-27 that's not even Mexico ... 2007-12-18 ruthless, brainy alter ego ... 2007-12-03 swerve across two lanes ... 2007-11-19 ancho chile powder ... 2007-11-10 planet of the picnic apes ... 2007-11-02 will there be topless swordfighting? ... 2007-10-31 is your car on drugs? ... 2007-10-24 make yourself a reptile pal ... 2007-10-11 maybe a robot would be better ... 2007-10-03 hit hard by potato blight ... 2007-09-27 giant metal puppy ... 2007-09-24 flee to me, remote elf ... 2007-09-18 fabulous stretch of road ... 2007-09-06 were it not for the cement ... 2007-09-04 now available in half bottles ... 2007-08-29 knock knock knock on wood ... 2007-08-21 ray bradbury the hatchet ... 2007-08-16 lift the piano in ... 2007-08-01 never no pudding skin ... 2007-07-23 why can't we walk just walk around ... 2007-07-12 you store it you lock it you keep the key ... 2007-07-06 tear us apart, again ... 2007-06-29 rot his blackened heart ... 2007-06-26 could use some herring ... 2007-06-18 dusty lid of the sugar bowl ... 2007-06-07 a brief fling with disorientation ... 2007-06-01 quarter past twelve ... 2007-05-23 punk-ass yogi ... 2007-05-15 awful percussion of shoes ... 2007-05-07 this is a pizza-worthy appliance ... 2007-04-30 he knows about science and books and art ... 2007-04-24 automatically every month ... 2007-04-17 why are you breaking my balls about clams? I told you I don't feel good. ... 2007-04-13 why would you want a soggy crouton ... 2007-04-05 when the first cup of coffee tastes like washing up ... 2007-03-20 see if I care ... 2007-03-16 a thousand little worms will help me celebrate ... 2007-03-09 I call do-over ... 2007-03-05 like a giraffe he was going around eating ... 2007-02-26 you can ask what you want to the satellite ... 2007-02-14 cue the knights on horesback ... 2007-02-07 the eczema sky, the asthmatic trees ... 2007-01-30 it's not exactly quantum theory ... 2007-01-17 whooping of the car alarm ... 2007-01-11 last checkup after the rabies shots ... 2007-01-04 let all the workers march toward progress ... 2006-12-27 waterproof flange ... 2006-12-19 harlot, stimulated by gingerbread and a postal order ... 2006-12-06 don't mess around mess around ... 2006-11-30 major funding for this broadcast ... 2006-11-17 three easy steps ... 2006-11-07 essential ointments ... 2006-11-02 mysterious business trip to Singapore ... 2006-10-24 gorgonzola latte ... 2006-10-15 discount pizza warehouse ... 2006-10-05 financially and legally obligated ... 2006-10-01 soot-blackened Victorian hospital ... 2006-09-27 name printed on a cardboard car ... 2006-09-22 a layer of oyster juice ... 2006-09-11 green shadows of mildew ... 2006-09-01 cold like the desert at night ... 2006-08-24 past performance no guarantee of future results ... 2006-08-15 a specialty for serving boiled food ... 2006-08-10 ninth floor of city hall ... 2006-08-01 a metaphor for modernization ... 2006-07-27 capitalism exploited my desire and then exploited my need to subvert its exploitation of my desire. ... 2006-07-19 good sense prevailed ... 2006-07-17 want me to fry you up some bacon? ... 2006-07-10 rhizoma alismatis ... 2006-07-06 everyone was remembering to forget they had the chills ... 2006-07-03 flat bear quit freaking me out ... 2006-06-27 please give me back my trilobite ... 2006-06-21 get on this here trampoline now because I'm fixin' to get irritated ... 2006-06-16 good at badminton ... 2006-06-14 cozy foam berths ... 2006-06-09 stumbling around in the foam ... 2006-06-06 they're living on nuts and berries ... 2006-05-30 take thee this thing and give it unto that guy, so that he may do things to it ... 2006-05-23 knocking on the coalshed door ... 2006-05-19 monster daddy takes the wheel ... 2006-05-10 thirteen thousand five hundred years ago ... 2006-05-03 my emissary to Moscow ... 2006-04-28 ideal for small general storage ... 2006-04-20 the best nation on earth ... 2006-04-10 screamingly high sales tax ... 2006-04-06 fatwa.doc ... 2006-03-29 fried baby goat head ... 2006-03-24 the bellhop is funky ... 2006-03-20 it appears to be train time ... 2006-03-10 snakes on a plane snakes on a plane snakes on a plane ... 2006-03-01 graveyard shiftless ... 2006-02-24 statistics used as proof of failure ... 2006-02-17 could never soothe you ... 2006-02-08 another one bites the crust ... 2006-02-01 my whole life is like a picture of a sunny day ... 2006-01-20 days of wine and roses and extra-strength motrin ... 2006-01-10 four times for my girls in the beauty shop ... 2006-01-04 a quantum wave of probability ... 2005-12-16 ape's bone of language ... 2005-12-14 the only substance is the fog ... 2005-12-06 embroidered Ukrainian shirt ... 2005-11-28 fruit and crockery rest on polished sideboards ... 2005-11-22 el seed vs. sewer urchin ... 2005-11-15 monkey wrench for the monkey's wench ... 2005-11-11 any way you want it, that's the way you need it, any way you want it. ... 2005-11-08 with a pig there's always time ... 2005-11-03 flava flav did my laundry ... 2005-11-01 insects in winter ... 2005-10-25 missa brevis. seriously brevis. ... 2005-10-19 change his body's chemical signature before dawn ... 2005-10-06 kwashiorker fashion ... 2005-09-29 puppet on one hand, miller high life in the other ... 2005-09-22 not actually pilfered ... 2005-09-20 that other mathematics ... 2005-09-16 hop to my command ... 2005-09-14 replaced by deep umbrage ... 2005-09-08 there's a certain taboo about it ... 2005-08-31 the police let her get away ... 2005-08-25 a watermark, with our compliments ... 2005-08-16 where's the funny soap? ... 2005-08-11 a bobbly scrobbly squiggly wiggly dog ... 2005-08-09 sustain me with tempting morsels ... 2005-08-09 fall into the gap ... 2005-08-06 darn you to heck ... 2005-08-04 fifteenth-century France ... 2005-08-02 all-purpose floral smocks ... 2005-07-28 under a clear blue cloud ... 2005-07-21 zigzag tribal scars across his forehead ... 2005-07-18 only now would the farmers dare to disembowel him ... 2005-07-12 modeling mix-up, poodle pandemonium, dancing dilemma, and much more! ... 2005-07-07 our love is crumbly like shortcake, baby ... 2005-07-02 we all live in a capital I ... 2005-06-17 these boots are made for stalking ... 2005-06-14 needlepoint a sampler with the Ten Commandments ... 2005-06-09 fourteen-month embargo ... 2005-06-06 a great snack right out of the bag that the whole family will love ... 2005-05-27 sad of apples ... 2005-05-18 indelible ink on blotting paper ... 2005-05-11 sugar puffs honey monster ... 2005-05-04 and, finally, just lichen. ... 2005-04-26 long live chairman mao ... 2005-04-19 unlikely as a suckling pig on a Shabbos table ... 2005-04-12 as if there were tiny weights attached to the corners ... 2005-04-06 duplicate these monosyllables ... 2005-03-30 the symbolic apparatus we call culture ... 2005-03-21 and if you're frightened, you can be frightened, you can be, it's okay. ... 2005-03-17 moth to bulb ... 2005-03-15 Hester Prynne, fashion victim ... 2005-03-10 the satellite fever ... 2005-03-04 moist with the rot of numerous alcoholic disappointments ... 2005-03-02 errant terriers ... 2005-02-23 ye olde suppurating sore ... 2005-02-20 magical forest of secondhand smoke and Thorazine ... 2005-02-15 all these words are just bird call ... 2005-02-08 mc 900 foot jesus and mary chain gang of four weddings and a funeral ... 2005-02-02 ay ay ay perro queso del dios ... 2005-01-27 adopt a wheatfield! ... 2005-01-20 marking the days with a knotted string ... 2005-01-18 monkey plus monkey ... 2005-01-13 now I'm short kine and I'm not even sure what kine are ... 2005-01-11 not really an entry ... 2005-01-07 finger pointing, eyebrows low ... 2005-01-06 two of my favorite words are "atrium" and "goiter." ... 2005-01-03 victor, here are your spoils ... 2004-12-22 table this motion ... 2004-12-20 crossing was treacherous ... 2004-12-15 jug jub a glub glub on the way to the club ... 2004-12-10 my new penis really fits like a glove ... 2004-12-03 peppery lentil ragout ... 2004-11-22 maisy, maisy, maisy maisy mouse. maisy, maisy, maisy maisy mouse. ... 2004-11-15 the sack of wheat, the rubicund apple-rack ... 2004-11-10 cyberfondue ... 2004-11-03 folk-songs and folk-dances and national costumes ... 2004-11-01 ax to bump and to grind ... 2004-10-27 slithering up to unsuspecting targets ... 2004-10-22 quid pro snow ... 2004-10-17 just a buffalo ... 2004-10-11 fish fry fish fry going to the fish fry ... 2004-10-06 attilla the honey I shrunk the kids ... 2004-09-30 unite and take over ... 2004-09-21 quicklime, slowlime ... 2004-09-17 pattern of accommodation ... 2004-09-16 buy our products, you lazy bitch ... 2004-09-13 twat? I cunt hear you! ... 2004-09-09 there's a clown frown downtown ... 2004-09-06 lubricate the aristocracy ... 2004-09-01 yellowing, creased paper forced into wide brown envelopes ... 2004-08-25 there's talk of phalluses of various nationalities ... 2004-08-19 much less deranged ... 2004-08-16 detached amusement is the key to my teetering equilibrium ... 2004-08-12 she more than made up for it with her hacking cough ... 2004-08-10 epstein-barr exam ... 2004-08-05 crevice, no! crevasse, yes! ... 2004-08-03 the cinder-block plinth of the discount center ... 2004-07-29 atom smashing good time ... 2004-07-27 very well-defined swooshing at regular intervals ... 2004-07-22 the box, then, is the basilica of the unbuilt. ... 2004-07-20 bacon is the gateway drug ... 2004-07-14 romance, colonized by the market ... 2004-07-09 a precarious but admirable heap ... 2004-07-06 put the lid on! quick! ... 2004-06-30 yummy yummy yummy ... 2004-06-25 spangled body sock with an extra codpiece section ... 2004-06-22 small strange almost nipplelike protuberances ... 2004-06-17 Leda and the swan puppet show ... 2004-06-08 a curiously anthropomorphic lemon ... 2004-06-04 dirty metallic taste of heaven ... 2004-05-27 weapon against dualism ... 2004-05-25 prophet of an autoerotic utopia ... 2004-05-20 go-kart pileup ... 2004-05-12 swashbuckling insincerity ... 2004-05-06 eye for an eye for an eye for a pie ... 2004-04-30 ambled into history ... 2004-04-27 how fast it should be moving and so forth ... 2004-04-23 underground lifestyle worms optional ... 2004-04-21 increasingly hyper game of tag ... 2004-04-19 out into the muffled afternoon ... 2004-04-15 liquor in the front. poker in the rear. ... 2004-04-10 flashy dames and garish nightclubs ... 2004-04-06 Lincolnesque rectitude ... 2004-04-02 like C-Ration Pork Slices, your brain is Cooked In Juices ... 2004-04-01 seeing the torsos of the robot girls again ... 2004-03-26 bulwark against gentrification ... 2004-03-25 crescendo of wild-eyed Wagnerian passion ... 2004-03-23 a camping trip with courtney love ... 2004-03-19 rhyme crime ... 2004-03-17 nomenclature casserole ... 2004-03-14 across the river there are all kinds of magical instruments ... 2004-03-09 you love fruit salad? then why don't you marry it? ... 2004-03-06 bachelor number whatever ... 2004-03-02 amateur night at the media circus ... 2004-03-01 yule log be a fool log. ... 2004-02-25 excuse me, david yow, I think you dropped this ... 2004-02-24 a MILF for all seasons ... 2004-02-19 render it inoperable ... 2004-02-17 a Mao suit and an Afro wig ... 2004-02-13 kill ratio ... 2004-02-11 hi and welcome to our show ... 2004-02-08 cock of the walk ... 2004-02-03 craving something ghettolicious ... 2004-01-29 you, sir, are made entirely of dryer lint ... 2004-01-12 remove the water, carry the water ... 2004-01-06 all-female fertility festival associated with Demeter ... 2004-01-02 gangrenous and infected with ticks ... 2003-12-23 you remind me of a roseate spoonbill ... 2003-12-18 manipulating inflated rubber gloves ... 2003-12-12 vertiginous incarnations of ecclesiastical dogma ... 2003-12-09 former cliff diver and extreme snowboarder ... 2003-12-04 bopping them on the head ... 2003-12-02 yucca tree, yuck. ... 2003-11-24 pablo stole my car keys ... 2003-11-18 Immanuel Kant stop the music ... 2003-11-11 ebb and flow ... 2003-11-04 den of iniquity ... 2003-11-04 coco what? ... 2003-11-04 French provincial earthenware ... 2003-10-09 huffing nitrous, eating Teddy Grahams. good times. ... 2003-10-07 demisemiquaver ... 2003-10-04 ask not what sort of goo you can smear on your country ... 2003-10-01 way to be deep, Blake Schwartzenbach ... 2003-09-29 x-ray my heart and it looks just like a leaf on a tree ... 2003-09-24 official state of emergency ... 2003-09-23 rope enough to rope a dope ... 2003-09-18 the talking dog as motif in folklore ... 2003-09-17 where you at? over here. ... 2003-09-15 mastodon stampede tonight, see me for details ... 2003-09-13 the heart is a lonely hunter s. thompson twins ... 2003-09-10 welcome to Cocksuckersville ... 2003-09-07 fastened to the gurney ... 2003-09-04 Ron Howard Jones-Town Massacre ... 2003-09-02 everyone had matching towels ... 2003-09-01 scheduled oranges ... 2003-08-28 boogie woogie woogly ... 2003-08-27 the acid to your alkaline ... 2003-08-25 polyphonic apricot nothings ... 2003-08-22 up with Frogurt ... 2003-08-21 I voted for the Trix Rabbit to get some damn Trix ... 2003-08-20 Tito lived across the street ... 2003-08-18 now he is nearly alone ... 2003-08-14 king of the jukebox ... 2003-08-12 the splayed nib ... 2003-08-11 shall we not endeavor to arrange our legs? ... 2003-08-08 elbow to the face ... 2003-08-05 each one screech one ... 2003-08-05 making a tourniquet ... 2003-07-31 standing at the doorway to adventure ... 2003-07-29 are you going to do the watusi or not? ... 2003-07-28 surrendering our consensual hallucination to the regime ... 2003-07-24 pack your bags, gang: we're going up my mom's ass! ... 2003-07-23 rhymes with engine ... 2003-07-22 baby baby baby wants an empire ... 2003-07-21 when in Rome, talk about Rome a lot ... 2003-07-18 skip to my lou, please ... 2003-07-17 whiskers and eyes and ears ... 2003-07-16 the horror of a highbrow potluck dinner ... 2003-07-15 she resumed undulating ... 2003-07-14 the julian calendar ... 2003-07-10 intravenously ... 2003-07-09 down in clown town ... 2003-07-06 this is just between you and me, smashed hat! ... 2003-07-03 crawl into a crevice ... 2003-07-01 the idea is unpalatable to me ... 2003-06-30 frou-frou foxes ... 2003-06-26 according to Taoist legend ... 2003-06-25 Your exagmination round his factification for incamination of a warping process. Declaim! ... 2003-06-24 how green was my valley? pretty green! ... 2003-06-23 an attempt at levity ... 2003-06-20 dismiss the whole scenario out of hand ... 2003-06-19 the square root of death and an anarchy sandwich ... 2003-06-17 built a tower in my bones ... 2003-06-16 you're my number one baby for gravy ... 2003-06-13 those pinpoint flashlights the ushers carry ... 2003-06-12 limegreen ... 2003-06-12 the John Cusack Seal Of Approval ... 2003-06-11 warren, the god-damned ape ... 2003-06-09 his tone was rather sardonic ... 2003-06-05 drama that you crave that you want want ... 2003-06-04 turning to poison while the bee-mouth sips ... 2003-06-02 blow it out your hairdo because you work at Hardee's ... 2003-05-30 rollerskate jam ... 2003-05-28 the illustrious history of the goober pea ... 2003-05-27 and still the boards did shrink ... 2003-05-22 urge overspill ... 2003-05-21 all the world's a stage we're going through ... 2003-05-20 rabble-rousing wake up rabble ... 2003-05-18 my anger subsides, I'd like to pee ... 2003-05-16 war-surplus gondola parts ... 2003-05-14 metallic oblong ... 2003-05-13 it wakes you up like a punch in the nose ... 2003-05-09 I haven't forgotten thee, I just haven't gotten around to thee ... 2003-05-08 angle of repose ... 2003-05-01 Hrothgrar, Grendel, and Tom Jones ... 2003-04-30 under the moonlight. the serious moonlight. ... 2003-04-28 daintily designed ... 2003-04-25 exaggerated gestures ... 2003-04-24 like a tongue probing broken teeth ... 2003-04-22 up the steers, turn right at the BayBank ... 2003-04-21 le moutonnement des haies c'est en moi que je l'ai ... 2003-04-17 from the phenomenologist's viewpoint ... 2003-04-16 uka boo, uka boo, everybody uka boo ... 2003-04-14 phantom limb ... 2003-04-10 sun sliding off the emptiness ... 2003-04-08 the next Canadian Dracula ... 2003-04-07 there is not a man, woman, or child alive who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage ... 2003-04-02 the innards of a television set ... 2003-04-01 some cosmic database ... 2003-03-29 puzzle-piece permutations ... 2003-03-26 the occasional pantomimed upchuck ... 2003-03-24 maybe it's you. ... 2003-03-21 though not quite a vegetable ... 2003-03-20 erotically charged enigma, with soy sauce ... 2003-03-19 everybody out of the pool ... 2003-03-17 a wealthy aesthete in search of an elusive ideal ... 2003-03-14 no life at all in the house of dolls ... 2003-03-13 faster, bay leaf! dill! dill! ... 2003-03-11 Kafka stands in Prague in the snow ... 2003-03-11 just the tip of a very naughty iceberg ... 2003-03-07 felt up, felt down ... 2003-03-06 e-z credit ... 2003-03-05 the Republic of Kajagoogoostan ... 2003-03-04 thin as a chicken foot ... 2003-03-03 because it was there ... 2003-02-28 throw it off the bridge ... 2003-02-27 show me show me show me how you do that trick ... 2003-02-25 swarm like locusts ... 2003-02-24 junk gun fever sinking to my brain ... 2003-02-21 so that he shrivels up and is turned into a grasshopper ... 2003-02-20 marzipan ham ... 2003-02-19 a one-way ticket to Chiba City ... 2003-02-18 an underwater guy who controlled the sea ... 2003-02-17 lilac shrieks and scarlet bellowings ... 2003-02-14 torpedo a structure ... 2003-02-13 vortex of a whirlwind ... 2003-02-11 Happy Mothers' Day, Jocasta ... 2003-02-10 perfect hexagon of the honeycomb ... 2003-02-07 return the gift ... 2003-02-07 "eyyyyyaaaaagggh" said the monster ... 2003-02-05 my soul's on cruise control ... 2003-02-04 neon bright tokyo lights ... 2003-02-03 tired of the big so-so ... 2003-01-31 loaded guns and ladies of the night ... 2003-01-29 beautiful for spacious ... 2003-01-28 Aeacus, son of Zeus ... 2003-01-27 jinx you owe me a coke ... 2003-01-24 very very necessary ... 2003-01-22 expertly beaten up by the Secret Police ... 2003-01-21 "oh no," she said emphatically. "never that." ... 2003-01-20 the turkey was indeed following me ... 2003-01-17 the man with the Satan Hair ... 2003-01-16 needles and pins ... 2003-01-14 the 24-hour Stockhausen station ... 2003-01-10 integer vitae scelerisque purus ... 2003-01-09 feeding frenzy one two go ... 2003-01-07 a four-year-old in a monster mask ... 2003-01-06 this is where the tension builds ... 2003-01-03 creamy center ... 2003-01-02 are you like going for a William Burroughs thing or what ... 2002-12-28 attenuated in its syntax ... 2002-12-20 Voltaire loved volleyball ... 2002-12-19 triviality threatens ... 2002-12-17 a Declaration of egregious popish Impostures ... 2002-12-13 heavyweight heads of state ... 2002-12-11 holding a program from a Stoppard play ... 2002-12-10 big red hawaiian penis ... 2002-12-09 real heel deal ... 2002-12-06 alpha november golf sierra tango ... 2002-12-05 laced with poison ... 2002-12-03 all besmeered ... 2002-12-01 microphone check one two what is this ... 2002-11-29 more pivot accompanied by more swivel ... 2002-11-26 certain restrictions apply ... 2002-11-25 quiet I'm trying to write a crap entry ... 2002-11-22 cold outside and cold inside ... 2002-11-20 help me get into my mermaid suit ... 2002-11-19 V is for Victim ... 2002-11-18 rock rock rock rock with the rock ... 2002-11-16 kerosene around find something to do ... 2002-11-13 damn. huh. good god. ... 2002-11-12 the dangerous attentions of careerist historicizers ... 2002-11-11 all the way up to 241st street in the bronx ... 2002-11-09 I'm an alcoFROLIC. There's a difference. ... 2002-11-08 the truth can be so expensive ... 2002-11-07 like exactingly pulled taffy ... 2002-11-05 what has two thumbs and fucks like a tiger ... 2002-11-04 all bjork songs are about pancakes ... 2002-11-01 Epstein, meet Epstein. ... 2002-10-31 disco duck, tango turtle, waltzing walrus ... 2002-10-30 the bouncer at the door of the cultural Establishment ... 2002-10-29 I hereby request ... 2002-10-28 whiskey drinks and chocolate box ... 2002-10-24 vote for Mayor McCheese or his goons will break your freaking kneecaps ... 2002-10-22 better bring your galoshes because my vengeance is a-raining down ... 2002-10-22 trash-talkin' trilobite ... 2002-10-21 mutually assured destruction ... 2002-10-18 the invention of a new sort of potato scraper ... 2002-10-16 giddy and pleasantly vague ... 2002-10-15 fig newtonian ... 2002-10-14 maximum nap potential ... 2002-10-13 capricious convolutions ... 2002-10-11 uneasy, seductive mojo ... 2002-10-09 he came across a set of bagpipes ... 2002-10-08 group grope (grape flavor) ... 2002-10-07 fate has brought me to this falafel stand ... 2002-10-06 I won a stuffed dog at the Carnival of Sorrow ... 2002-10-03 all this and soup too ... 2002-10-02 how my ass became famous ... 2002-10-01 there will be time enough for counting when the dealing's done ... 2002-09-30 wearing Al Sharpton's undershirt for charity ... 2002-09-27 you can bring in the noise, but please leave the funk outside ... 2002-09-26 here comes a bikini whale! ... 2002-09-24 a walk-in solar system ... 2002-09-23 tethered to the grumpiest of donkeys ... 2002-09-20 he borrowed my salinometer and wouldn't give it back ... 2002-09-19 smells like Holy Spirit ... 2002-09-18 I want to t-t-t-t-tie you up ... 2002-09-17 tastes like plaid to me ... 2002-09-13 my blood runs cold ... 2002-09-12 long gone lonesome blues ... 2002-09-11 what noisy cats are we ... 2002-09-10 la la la linoleum ... 2002-09-08 the electricity generated by a handy lightning bolt ... 2002-09-06 more or less Slavic ... 2002-09-04 puppets, robots, cyborgs, and vampires (are all invited to my party) ... 2002-09-03 Avis est! Aeronavis est! Supervir est! ... 2002-08-29 we are approaching beverage velocity ... 2002-08-28 that basket of laundry simply bristles with nuance ... 2002-08-27 it is our only consolation ... 2002-08-26 a wraith in the night sky ... 2002-08-26 partially nude ... 2002-08-25 mosaics of embedded ideograms ... 2002-08-23 balance my sensitive yin with my rock and roll yang ... 2002-08-22 something clean, sparkling, elusive ... 2002-08-21 princess tiara superstar likes carrots ... 2002-08-20 a ludicrously simple dog shape ... 2002-08-19 a man and a woman and a blackbird ... 2002-08-16 in which I subvert logical discourse in order to touch the heart of the mystery ... 2002-08-15 you live and you learn, unfortunately ... 2002-08-15 the meadow spittlebug does severe damage to grasses and wheat ... 2002-08-13 prone upon the pallet ... 2002-08-12 all you wanted in times square and less ... 2002-08-11 I have to get these llamas to school ... 2002-08-10 countdown to pancakes ... 2002-08-09 I dig your spastic reactions ... 2002-08-07 faster faster and lots more fire, please ... 2002-08-06 aeiou and sometimes y ... 2002-08-05 impalas are like cheese fries, only for lions ... 2002-08-03 always with the yelling. always with the screaming ... 2002-08-01 the beautiful cage of an enormous bird ... 2002-07-31 a certain vegetable ... 2002-07-30 cerebrospinal fluid dynamics ... 2002-07-29 stop! or I'll say stop again! ... 2002-07-25 slight discomfort mixed with utter horror ... 2002-07-24 turn on the love oven and cook up a casserole with stove top stuffing ... 2002-07-22 hovering in the subjunctive mood ... 2002-07-19 primordial soup and sandwich ... 2002-07-18 the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel ... 2002-07-17 I dream of bigness ... 2002-07-16 the mechanic's eye began to spasm anew ... 2002-07-15 everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful ... 2002-07-12 my karma chameleon is eating a cricket ... 2002-07-11 igloo politics ... 2002-07-09 begin to seem like monsters ... 2002-07-01 constant comment, the loquacious tea ... 2002-07-01 homespun loincloth ... 2002-06-27 her smile in flight, her eyes ablaze ... 2002-06-26 I wish it would snow ... 2002-06-25 trochees and spondees ... 2002-06-24 woe unto thee, steve perry! woe! ... 2002-06-21 ogni volta che ti bacio dimentico dove sono ... 2002-06-20 no harpoons no speargun ... 2002-06-19 platypus ragout ... 2002-06-18 duck duck goose. cockroach. ... 2002-06-17 voodoo breakfast ... 2002-06-16 a feeble show of spontaneity ... 2002-06-14 smile pretty take take the money ... 2002-06-12 your eyes are like hands they grab and grab ... 2002-06-11 twenty-five garments ... 2002-06-10 dark deeds on steamy dead-end streets ... 2002-06-09 hardhitting haberdasher ... 2002-06-08 the dizzy sperm of astronauts in orbit ... 2002-06-06 rosy-fingered dawn has quit her chemo ... 2002-06-04 I saw you standing by the slurpee machine ... 2002-06-03 you got Starsky in my Hutch! ... 2002-06-02 chameleons in the urban flora ... 2002-05-31 no cause for alarm ... 2002-05-30 eyes like the middle of august ... 2002-05-29 pretty persuasion ... 2002-05-28 we're sorry, dolores, but your turtle is dead ... 2002-05-26 translucent barrier ... 2002-05-24 aids in the temporary relief of minor discomfort ... 2002-05-23 courage, fortitude, audacity, and valor ... 2002-05-23 moist chewy legislation ... 2002-05-22 let's have phone sex only in person with tin cans and string ... 2002-05-21 it's my left hand that's evil ... 2002-05-21 ritual appreciation of the view ... 2002-05-20 the gravy stain on the white tablecloth of life ... 2002-05-19 waffle stuck to the ceiling ... 2002-05-18 just smoked some gage I'm on a rampage ... 2002-05-17 in the sleepy west of the woody east ... 2002-05-16 opportunistic opossum ... 2002-05-15 never not no nothing ... 2002-05-14 don't fuck with the puppet ... 2002-05-13 twilight of my wrists ... 2002-05-11 teeming erotic scrimmage ... 2002-05-10 californication ... 2002-05-09 single occupancy ... 2002-05-04 transmembrane conductance regulator ... 2002-05-03 in the cloakroom it smells so nice ... 2002-05-03 who ate the last piece of pie? Alan Greenspan did. ... 2002-05-02 office supplies get me hot ... 2002-05-01 cat got your tongue? ... 2002-04-30 once upon a time I was an owl ... 2002-04-29 punk in drublic ... 2002-04-26 the violent blunder of my very presence ... 2002-04-25 I'm working on a case. Of Scotch. ... 2002-04-24 the toaster waffle fits perfectly in the VCR ... 2002-04-23 inside of a dog, it's too dark to read ... 2002-04-23 nine while nine ... 2002-04-22 the party starts promptly at genius o'clock ... 2002-04-19 shake barrels of whiskey down my throat I'll still see straight ... 2002-04-18 pause and ponder the brutality of the math ... 2002-04-17 hey that ain't egg nog ... 2002-04-16 you forgot I was a ninja, motherfucker ... 2002-04-15 breaking hearts and breaking guitars ... 2002-04-14 my zither teacher taught me this song ... 2002-04-11 a radar blip, an empty clip, post-nasal drip, and kung fu grip ... 2002-04-11 feed me johnnycake ... 2002-04-10 old problem? new freedom. ... 2002-04-09 death-obsessed puritans ... 2002-04-08 100% of my love ... 2002-04-06 it's hard to be emo in a glam rock town ... 2002-04-05 like a pimp I'm pimpin' I got a boat to eat shrimp in ... 2002-04-04 sexy good karma attached ... 2002-04-03 this is my United States of Whatever ... 2002-04-02 from a whisper to a scream ... 2002-04-01 standard deviant ... 2002-03-30 angus podgorney, you are a stupid man ... 2002-03-29 p-p-p-p-put it on vibrate! ... 2002-03-28 burial at sea requires no embalming ... 2002-03-28 the reality of the situation ... 2002-03-27 zero is my hero ... 2002-03-26 poverty and darkness ... 2002-03-25 je me lance vers la gloire ... 2002-03-23 cock a doodle oh fuck no ... 2002-03-23 it will only hurt for a second ... 2002-03-22 ululating otolaryngologist ... 2002-03-21 vernal, not venereal ... 2002-03-20 LMNOP ... 2002-03-19 I am rubber, and I believe you are glue. ... 2002-03-18 one to get started three until we go ... 2002-03-17 the joke has come upon me ... 2002-03-15 spinal algorithm ... 2002-03-14 I came to Casablanca for the waters ... 2002-03-13 ubiquitous in northern China ... 2002-03-12 goodbye small hands! ... 2002-03-12 the kangaroo rat is my totem animal ... 2002-03-11 jockstrap of the gods ... 2002-03-10 shadowtime ... 2002-03-08 about as funny as a heart attack ... 2002-03-07 triangular and subcutaneous ... 2002-03-06 24-hour drive-through taxidermist ... 2002-03-05 down in the basement we hear the sound of machines ... 2002-03-04 chart-topping dithyramb ... 2002-03-04 gravity doesn't require that you believe in it ... 2002-03-01 moans of the almost marvelous ... 2002-02-27 bauxite futures ... 2002-02-27 zero percent financing on the new zepplin ... 2002-02-26 eastern standard time ... 2002-02-25 tempus edax rerum, sadly ... 2002-02-20 a serious student of selenology ... 2002-02-19 you little saucebox! ... 2002-02-19 half-assed literary criticism free with every purchase ... 2002-02-17 on a rocky outcrop ... 2002-02-15 turn left on Fascination Street ... 2002-02-14 full force ahead ... 2002-02-13 I'll libretto your head! ... 2002-02-12 lead a horticulture ... 2002-02-12 and the khamsin blew over us all ... 2002-02-11 from distant star to this here bar ... 2002-02-08 cha cha cha del queso ... 2002-02-08 not unseldom ... 2002-02-07 ho una forchetta! ... 2002-02-06 truly, madly, maniacally, clumsily ... 2002-02-05 I lick your neck and whisper, "bok choy" ... 2002-02-04 sugar frogs ... 2002-02-02 edgy flights of lyrical abandon ... 2002-01-31 ich bin ein berliner, baby ... 2002-01-30 maraschino miasma ... 2002-01-29 kiss distinctly american ... 2002-01-28 making out with a witch in a coffee truck ... 2002-01-25 chi se ne frega? ... 2002-01-23 I've got my eye on you ... 2002-01-22 tuba mirum ... 2002-01-21 you got glocken in my spiel! ... 2002-01-19 my alphabet can beat up your alphabet ... 2002-01-18 sterilized hypo to shoot a sex machine ... 2002-01-17 not a braintease, just a brainflirt ... 2002-01-16 where is the troposphere? ... 2002-01-15 strangely straightforward ... 2002-01-14 safety goggles required ... 2002-01-11 hypothetical bun in the hypothetical oven, hypothetically ... 2002-01-10 too fast, too fast for love ... 2002-01-09 train wreck of thought ... 2002-01-09 step into my vestibule ... 2002-01-08 soy sauce, time travel, and proper respect ... 2002-01-05 I got links like an old-timey frankfurter ... 2002-01-04 you could bust a move, or you could just stand there ... 2002-01-03 the astral plane for dark at night ... 2002-01-02 allegro, andante, allegro assai ... 2001-12-30 if ye would not be martyred slaves of time ... 2001-12-29 don't mourn, organize ... 2001-12-27 treetops listen and children glisten ... 2001-12-26 squeak boop buzz ... 2001-12-19 like an erratic firecracker ... 2001-12-14 by the dawnzer's lee light ... 2001-12-12 wee little entry ... 2001-12-11 links for breakfast, links for lunch, and a sensible dinner ... 2001-12-07 24-hour diner of doom ... 2001-12-05 flammable puppet, stand back ... 2001-12-03 acting more my shoe size than my age ... 2001-11-28 sticking with broccoli in garlic sauce ... 2001-11-27 fuul on the hill ... 2001-11-26 taking a stand against ham ... 2001-11-21 flex your rear ... 2001-11-15 case closed ... 2001-11-13 I'm sorry, I don't see "Mimi Smartypants" on the Social Register ... 2001-11-09 cream of wild mushroom soup ... 2001-11-07 yo quiero a giant deadly ray gun ... 2001-11-07 FDA-approved entry ... 2001-11-01 why can't we all just get along? ... 2001-10-29 semi-permeable membrane ... 2001-10-24 I've got Wednesday night fever ... 2001-10-17 fruitosaurus ... 2001-10-15 super vegetable powers ... 2001-10-12 the fleeting particle ... 2001-10-11 1, 2, 3, gourd ... 2001-10-10 President Chester A. Arthropod ... 2001-10-05 big, rippling, blasphemous muscles ... 2001-10-03 cake to the nth power ... 2001-09-27 don we now our gay apparel ... 2001-09-26 little, yellow, different ... 2001-09-25 in which my head nearly explodes ... 2001-09-24 auto-spam? yes, I'll have a slice ... 2001-09-21 used to be that my head was haunted ... 2001-09-18 unthinkable ... 2001-09-14 How Animals Do That ... 2001-09-10 golf cart cartel ... 2001-09-07 copulating lions in the heartland ... 2001-09-04 you people have carpet on your hearts ... 2001-08-28 mop, bucket, guilt trip ... 2001-08-24 names have been changed to protect the innocent ... 2001-08-21 cranky. oh so cranky. ... 2001-08-20 you're a SEA COW! ... 2001-08-16 I can't go for that. No. No can do. ... 2001-08-13 children of the creamed corn ... 2001-08-10 justice was served, cold and tasteless ... 2001-08-08 hello, I love you ... 2001-08-03 Wild Mimi Gets Sent to Boot Camp! ... 2001-08-01 may I borrow a monkey? ... 2001-07-30 caution, skankiness ahead ... 2001-07-27 and I bet Jerry Orbach won't be there ... 2001-07-26 the big, big, big, bang ... 2001-07-25 the garlic odor that woke the dead ... 2001-07-24 shhh! ... 2001-07-23 H! T! M! L! What does that spell? ... 2001-07-20 queasy entry ... 2001-07-19 that not-so-fresh feeling ... 2001-07-17 bag lady ... 2001-07-12 so, what's your sign? ... 2001-07-11 chins for sale ... 2001-07-10 better than a sharp stick in your eye, but not by much ... 2001-07-09 scuba, with a side of rockstar ... 2001-07-06 code blue! code red, white, and blue! ... 2001-07-05 link-tastic! ... 2001-07-02 the briefest of entries ... 2001-06-29 from me to you. yes, you. ... 2001-06-26 blood and tongue loaf ... 2001-06-25 extremely puny entry ... 2001-06-23 frogs and snakes and car chases ... 2001-06-21 got your nose! no, I really do! ... 2001-06-19 yurt sweet yurt ... 2001-06-14 so the monster stays nice and fresh ... 2001-06-13 dial-a-fish ... 2001-06-07 yoga speedo ... 2001-06-05 meatballs, hair, and the long arm of the law ... 2001-06-01 how are you feeling today? ... 2001-05-30 watch it wiggle, then see me eat it ... 2001-05-29 365 degrees ... 2001-05-25 flippers through armholes ... 2001-05-22 quis custodiet ipsos custodes? ... 2001-05-17 the jolly green giant has a bad day ... 2001-05-16 Boutros for me, Boutros for you ... 2001-05-15 your pants, they're so minty! ... 2001-05-14 just in time, trying to save the world ... 2001-05-10 rabbinical ramblings ... 2001-05-08 hipper than thou ... 2001-05-02 "quotation" "marks" ... 2001-04-30 more champagne than beer, today ... 2001-04-27 remove my lump ... 2001-04-23 wring it out ... 2001-04-16 melodrama and yams ... 2001-04-12 bag full o' evil ... 2001-04-10 wavy legs ... 2001-04-09 under over around through ... 2001-04-05 flee the hippo ... 2001-04-04 Salman "Pikachu" Rushdie ... 2001-04-03 my theory, the theory which is mine ... 2001-04-02 live from the red (with blood) carpet ... 2001-03-27 diseased beef moron? ... 2001-03-23 a leg, a wing, a thigh ... 2001-03-21 free amoeba with every purchase ... Monday, March 19, 2001 the yellow gooeyness of death ... 2001-03-16 eggplant and hot pants ... 2001-03-14 nice ass, monkey! ... 2001-03-12 make me a fancy sandwich ... 2001-03-09 special victims unit ... 2001-03-09 the golden age of breasts ... 2001-03-01 sunny day, sweeping the clouds away ... 2001-02-28 orange-throwing sex goddesses ... 2001-02-27 I'm a tomato, you are a banana ... 2001-02-23 stand in the place where you live ... 2001-02-21 back, but not quite myself ... 2001-02-20 describing the back door, if you will ... 2001-01-23 My R-rated bus ride ... 2001-01-22 skating loincloths? ... 2001-01-19 semi-autistic playtime ... 2001-01-15 you're my little dumpling, yes you are! ... 2001-01-10 a coarse heavy plain-woven fabric usually of jute or hemp ... 2001-01-09 hoppity hop whoa! ... 2001-01-05 tide pool ... 2001-01-04 fishwife follies ... 2001-01-03 not Martha ... 2000-12-21 the things I say. sad but true. ... 2000-12-20 I fought the law ... 2000-12-19 the pause that refreshes ... 2000-12-15 our teeming oceans ... 2000-12-14 put another dime in the jukebox, baby ... 2000-12-13 I assume they're little, and probably furry ... 2000-12-05 in which I am all about convenience ... 2000-12-04 swing the heartache! swing it! ... 2000-11-30 strange desires ... 2000-11-29 not just words, but code, too! ... 2000-11-28 one from column A ... 2000-11-28 the agony of the feet ... 2000-11-20 I look like fucking Stevie Nicks! ... 2000-11-17 the pregnant chad ... 2000-11-17 2 words: What. Ever. ... 2000-11-07 the Effa Bee Eye ... 2000-11-06 1/2 the adrenaline but all of the safety ... 2000-11-03 Betty Ford Clinic ... 2000-11-01 pride and prejudice ... 2000-10-27 the economy-sized can of worms ... 2000-10-25 in which I shake my moneymaker ... 2000-10-24 I'm a cranky old coot ... 2000-10-23 oh how the mighty have fallen ... 2000-10-20 the limits of what is known ... 2000-10-17 mimi gets metaphysical ... 2000-10-13 don't pet the sweaty things ... 2000-10-11 vinegar pants ... 2000-10-10 I'll tell you once again [who's bad?] ... 2000-10-06 clickety clack ... 2000-10-04 this entry features intimate apparel and syringes ... 2000-10-03 microbe jamboree ... 2000-10-02 I bare my fangs ... 2000-09-27 xxxxxxxxxxxxx look at all the x's ... 2000-09-22 I like my jelly heterogeneous ... 2000-09-18 thunder and lightning ... 2000-09-12 (very) drunken jukebox selections ... 2000-09-08 incoherent burblings ... 2000-09-05 or are you just happy to see me? ... 2000-08-29 the miracle cure ... 2000-08-28 I need a nanny ... 2000-08-18 Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo ... 2000-08-16 Sven Svensson and his huge pectoral muscles ... 2000-08-15 in which I stand by my man (and hold the credit card) ... 2000-08-09 cannibalism (not really, but it's an attention-grabbing title) ... 2000-08-04 elephant fresh ... 2000-08-01 points of etiquette ... 2000-07-21 the woman with the Golden Toe ... 2000-07-18 ooooh! a muffin tin! ... 2000-07-10 in which things explode and I get nervous ... 2000-07-07 the mobile relish tray ... 2000-06-27 elf elf elf ... 2000-06-23 Vlad, the Inhaler ... 2000-06-22 here I am! rock me like a hurricane! ... 2000-06-21 getting rather jiggy with it ... 2000-06-14 lies, damn lies and statistics ... 2000-06-12 sartorial ruminations ... 2000-06-09 the great bird of sanity lifts off ... 2000-06-07 better (than what?) homes and gardens ... 2000-06-06 rub a dub dub ... 2000-06-02 let my people go! ... 2000-05-23 I'm your pocket monster ... 2000-05-17 moving headaches ... 2000-05-16 crap entry. you win some, you lose some. ... 2000-05-12 could it be ennui, Henri? ... 2000-05-11 the 400-m rodent freestyle ... 2000-05-08 truly plebian ... 2000-05-05 a new dwelling! ... 2000-05-02 in which I have a limited vocabulary ... 2000-04-28 get up offa that thing ... 2000-04-19 oh my gosh it's turpentine! ... 2000-04-18 and we danced, and we danced, everyone look at your hands ... 2000-04-17 Ah, shaddup already ... 2000-04-11 he had no eyes! just eyebrows! ... 2000-04-04 sweatin' to the oldies ... 2000-04-03 in which I sound suspiciously mature ... 2000-03-31 whip it good ... 2000-03-30 true tales of adventure! ... 2000-03-29 I cheer on debris ... 2000-03-24 caffeinated hair ... 2000-03-23 jawbreaker, jawbreaker ... 2000-03-22 vote! vote like a mofo! ... 2000-03-21 this is what passes for entertainment these days ... 2000-03-20 power to the people! ... 2000-03-16 stuff happens, babies get born, I ramble on ... 2000-03-15 you know you want it ... 2000-03-13 love it or leave it (uh, can I go now?) ... 2000-03-08 the great chain of being ... 2000-03-07 because I'm the taxman ... 2000-03-06 there's a place in france, where the ladies wear no pants ... 2000-03-03 take off your pants, mister! ... 2000-03-02 huh? ... 2000-02-29 can I be a cartoon? ... 2000-02-28 enormous toddler and some more goth bullshit ... 2000-02-24 eeek, a personal journal entry ... 2000-02-22 I'm a sucker for a sob story ... 2000-02-21 live from Center City ... 2000-02-16 my own private Food Network ... 2000-02-14 LCS #1 and #2 ... 2000-02-11 no porn for me, thanks, I've got ADHD ... 2000-02-02 blah. blah. blah. ... 2000-01-31 alcohol, tobacco, but not firearms ... 2000-01-28 that amphibian needs an enema! ... 2000-01-27 film babble ... 2000-01-25 he's the king of pop, and don't you forget it ... 2000-01-24 in which I make a mountain out of a molehill ... 2000-01-19 up too early and can't even rap about it ... 2000-01-18 monkey penis ... 2000-01-17 a mouthful of zinc ... 2000-01-11 a whole lot of yapping into the void ... 2000-01-10 the worm inside you ... 2000-01-07 that does not compute ... 2000-01-05 new year's wrapup ... 2000-01-04 street cash ... 1999-12-22 the garb of a slattern! ... 1999-12-21 deck the halls, you bastard ... 1999-12-17 pantslessness and lottery winners ... 1999-12-14 unlucky ... 1999-12-13 too sappy and sentimental to even read ... 1999-12-09 the french paradox ... 1999-12-07 oh, the comedy! ... 1999-11-22 in which I talk like a beatnik for some reason ... 1999-11-15 yo baby yo baby yo ... 1999-11-12 Arthur Rimbaud, bowling, and strange bathroom habits ... 1999-11-10 girl trouble (not for the medically squeamish) ... 1999-11-03 I'm a marketing whiz while I'm fast asleep ... 1999-11-02 not so sturdy after all ... 1999-11-01 rodeo clown training school ... 1999-10-29 flake-o-riffic ... 1999-10-28 the girl with the flaming sleeve ... 1999-10-27 my fondue pot runneth over ... 1999-10-26 smelling salts? ... 1999-10-25 early halloween gore-fest ... 1999-10-22 on collecting, sort of ... 1999-10-21 do you tabouli? ... 1999-10-20 throwaway entry, although I do mention breasts ... 1999-10-19 me and my shadow (not) ... 1999-10-18 threats of violence ... 1999-10-15 hardly worth reading, really ... 1999-10-14 quite blown away (by the wind, that is) ... 1999-10-13 rodents and other vermin ... 1999-10-12 odd dreams (like you care) ... 1999-10-11 in which I have a stupid grin on my face ... 1999-10-08 no, I don't own the road ... 1999-10-07 in which I watch strange tv and am generally a lame-ass ... 1999-10-06 the great syrup disaster ... 1999-10-05 hollywood, go away ... 1999-10-04 rock and/or roll ... 1999-10-01 fish and chips! ... 1999-09-30 stroganoff, of sorts ... 1999-09-29 in which I do yoga but do not levitate ... 1999-09-28 unrelated and possibly unilluminating factoids ... 1999-09-27 in which I get on my high horse about classical music ... 1999-09-24 in which I set off museum alarms ... 1999-09-23