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good morning, wordpress ... 2009-07-03
elaborate murder attempt ... 2009-07-01
building a tractor in the basement ... 2009-06-19
ask no questions tell just a few lies ... 2009-06-09
my long lasting flavor really lasts long ... 2009-06-04
scientific spellbinder ... 2009-06-01
shape of a rocket ship ... 2009-05-27
other guy sleeping at the Hyatt ... 2009-05-15
sir it seems you may lack employment ... 2009-05-08
kick that stool right out from under you ... 2009-04-29
leaving Vermont ... 2009-04-22
too violent, too humiliating ... 2009-04-16
a designated center of excellence ... 2009-04-10
her walkman started to melt ... 2009-04-03
rattle a box of tic-tacs ... 2009-03-18
pay the doctor for your pills ... 2009-03-11
last thin patina ... 2009-03-04
freeze into time now ... 2009-02-23
mud, of course ... 2009-02-13
strange kind of feeling ... 2009-02-09
predefined educational goals ... 2009-02-01
mincer ray don't worry ... 2009-01-16
damned for all eternity ... 2009-01-13
you break it you buy it ... 2009-01-08
remind me not to get cancer ... 2008-12-19
where have you been ... 2008-12-05
zombies can't play football ... 2008-12-03
in the city of the future it is difficult to concentrate ... 2008-11-30
the prince of vegetables ... 2008-11-24
adopt a glyptodon ... 2008-11-18
their intense flavor enlivens fruit salads ... 2008-11-07
a frozen likeness ... 2008-11-05
they deem me a monster ... 2008-11-03
a grizzled con ... 2008-10-28
the thugs with handguns boot up PowerPoint ... 2008-10-20
flamboyant Korean anti-Communist ... 2008-10-10
before embarking on the quest ... 2008-10-06
tiny mining town ... 2008-10-01
shape of a wolf's head ... 2008-09-25
poison well, right this way ... 2008-09-21
oozing exactness ... 2008-09-16
shrinkie-doodle-doo ... 2008-09-10
drifted back to the tea-table ... 2008-09-08
paid fifty dollars on twelth street today ... 2008-09-03
conspiracy shhhhhh ... 2008-08-25
the most vexed question of all ... 2008-08-15
mastered the jargon ... 2008-08-05
oooh oooh xerox machine ... 2008-07-16
paralyzed in the hind end ... 2008-07-08
the best lack all conviction ... 2008-06-30
to paraphrase an old axiom ... 2008-06-20
your father loves chandeliers ... 2008-06-10
metaphysics of morals ... 2008-05-30
the room where they keep the towels ... 2008-05-19
no single item is a disaster ... 2008-05-12
two surly circus freaks ... 2008-05-01
the dullest scalpel in the drawer ... 2008-04-22
I can totally believe that it's not butter ... 2008-04-16
building on Bakhtin's theory of speech genres ... 2008-04-09
topsoil had eroded ... 2008-03-31
the past is an inoperable tumor ... 2008-03-19
early polar exploration vs. late Renaissance art ... 2008-03-13
loco de amor ... 2008-03-04
lazy cartoon cats ... 2008-02-25
the groceries interested him most ... 2008-02-19
nimble as goats ... 2008-02-12
pull on a rope to kill a cow ... 2008-02-01
FIVE ... 2008-01-25
what exactly is your dysfunction ... 2008-01-18
don't call the cop a motherfucker ... 2008-01-09
there was a toolshed ... 2008-01-07
two thousand ate ... 2008-01-01
ordered a hackney-coach ... 2007-12-27
that's not even Mexico ... 2007-12-18
ruthless, brainy alter ego ... 2007-12-03
swerve across two lanes ... 2007-11-19
ancho chile powder ... 2007-11-10
planet of the picnic apes ... 2007-11-02
will there be topless swordfighting? ... 2007-10-31
is your car on drugs? ... 2007-10-24
make yourself a reptile pal ... 2007-10-11
maybe a robot would be better ... 2007-10-03
hit hard by potato blight ... 2007-09-27
giant metal puppy ... 2007-09-24
flee to me, remote elf ... 2007-09-18
fabulous stretch of road ... 2007-09-06
were it not for the cement ... 2007-09-04
now available in half bottles ... 2007-08-29
knock knock knock on wood ... 2007-08-21
ray bradbury the hatchet ... 2007-08-16
lift the piano in ... 2007-08-01
never no pudding skin ... 2007-07-23
why can't we walk just walk around ... 2007-07-12
you store it you lock it you keep the key ... 2007-07-06
tear us apart, again ... 2007-06-29
rot his blackened heart ... 2007-06-26
could use some herring ... 2007-06-18
dusty lid of the sugar bowl ... 2007-06-07
a brief fling with disorientation ... 2007-06-01
quarter past twelve ... 2007-05-23
punk-ass yogi ... 2007-05-15
awful percussion of shoes ... 2007-05-07
this is a pizza-worthy appliance ... 2007-04-30
he knows about science and books and art ... 2007-04-24
automatically every month ... 2007-04-17
why are you breaking my balls about clams? I told you I don't feel good. ... 2007-04-13
why would you want a soggy crouton ... 2007-04-05
when the first cup of coffee tastes like washing up ... 2007-03-20
see if I care ... 2007-03-16
a thousand little worms will help me celebrate ... 2007-03-09
I call do-over ... 2007-03-05
like a giraffe he was going around eating ... 2007-02-26
you can ask what you want to the satellite ... 2007-02-14
cue the knights on horesback ... 2007-02-07
the eczema sky, the asthmatic trees ... 2007-01-30
it's not exactly quantum theory ... 2007-01-17
whooping of the car alarm ... 2007-01-11
last checkup after the rabies shots ... 2007-01-04
let all the workers march toward progress ... 2006-12-27
waterproof flange ... 2006-12-19
harlot, stimulated by gingerbread and a postal order ... 2006-12-06
don't mess around mess around ... 2006-11-30
major funding for this broadcast ... 2006-11-17
three easy steps ... 2006-11-07
essential ointments ... 2006-11-02
mysterious business trip to Singapore ... 2006-10-24
gorgonzola latte ... 2006-10-15
discount pizza warehouse ... 2006-10-05
financially and legally obligated ... 2006-10-01
soot-blackened Victorian hospital ... 2006-09-27
name printed on a cardboard car ... 2006-09-22
a layer of oyster juice ... 2006-09-11
green shadows of mildew ... 2006-09-01
cold like the desert at night ... 2006-08-24
past performance no guarantee of future results ... 2006-08-15
a specialty for serving boiled food ... 2006-08-10
ninth floor of city hall ... 2006-08-01
a metaphor for modernization ... 2006-07-27
capitalism exploited my desire and then exploited my need to subvert its exploitation of my desire. ... 2006-07-19
good sense prevailed ... 2006-07-17
want me to fry you up some bacon? ... 2006-07-10
rhizoma alismatis ... 2006-07-06
everyone was remembering to forget they had the chills ... 2006-07-03
flat bear quit freaking me out ... 2006-06-27
please give me back my trilobite ... 2006-06-21
get on this here trampoline now because I'm fixin' to get irritated ... 2006-06-16
good at badminton ... 2006-06-14
cozy foam berths ... 2006-06-09
stumbling around in the foam ... 2006-06-06
they're living on nuts and berries ... 2006-05-30
take thee this thing and give it unto that guy, so that he may do things to it ... 2006-05-23
knocking on the coalshed door ... 2006-05-19
monster daddy takes the wheel ... 2006-05-10
thirteen thousand five hundred years ago ... 2006-05-03
my emissary to Moscow ... 2006-04-28
ideal for small general storage ... 2006-04-20
the best nation on earth ... 2006-04-10
screamingly high sales tax ... 2006-04-06
fatwa.doc ... 2006-03-29
fried baby goat head ... 2006-03-24
the bellhop is funky ... 2006-03-20
it appears to be train time ... 2006-03-10
snakes on a plane snakes on a plane snakes on a plane ... 2006-03-01
graveyard shiftless ... 2006-02-24
statistics used as proof of failure ... 2006-02-17
could never soothe you ... 2006-02-08
another one bites the crust ... 2006-02-01
my whole life is like a picture of a sunny day ... 2006-01-20
days of wine and roses and extra-strength motrin ... 2006-01-10
four times for my girls in the beauty shop ... 2006-01-04
a quantum wave of probability ... 2005-12-16
ape's bone of language ... 2005-12-14
the only substance is the fog ... 2005-12-06
embroidered Ukrainian shirt ... 2005-11-28
fruit and crockery rest on polished sideboards ... 2005-11-22
el seed vs. sewer urchin ... 2005-11-15
monkey wrench for the monkey's wench ... 2005-11-11
any way you want it, that's the way you need it, any way you want it. ... 2005-11-08
with a pig there's always time ... 2005-11-03
flava flav did my laundry ... 2005-11-01
insects in winter ... 2005-10-25
missa brevis. seriously brevis. ... 2005-10-19
change his body's chemical signature before dawn ... 2005-10-06
kwashiorker fashion ... 2005-09-29
puppet on one hand, miller high life in the other ... 2005-09-22
not actually pilfered ... 2005-09-20
that other mathematics ... 2005-09-16
hop to my command ... 2005-09-14
replaced by deep umbrage ... 2005-09-08
there's a certain taboo about it ... 2005-08-31
the police let her get away ... 2005-08-25
a watermark, with our compliments ... 2005-08-16
where's the funny soap? ... 2005-08-11
a bobbly scrobbly squiggly wiggly dog ... 2005-08-09
sustain me with tempting morsels ... 2005-08-09
fall into the gap ... 2005-08-06
darn you to heck ... 2005-08-04
fifteenth-century France ... 2005-08-02
all-purpose floral smocks ... 2005-07-28
under a clear blue cloud ... 2005-07-21
zigzag tribal scars across his forehead ... 2005-07-18
only now would the farmers dare to disembowel him ... 2005-07-12
modeling mix-up, poodle pandemonium, dancing dilemma, and much more! ... 2005-07-07
our love is crumbly like shortcake, baby ... 2005-07-02
we all live in a capital I ... 2005-06-17
these boots are made for stalking ... 2005-06-14
needlepoint a sampler with the Ten Commandments ... 2005-06-09
fourteen-month embargo ... 2005-06-06
a great snack right out of the bag that the whole family will love ... 2005-05-27
sad of apples ... 2005-05-18
indelible ink on blotting paper ... 2005-05-11
sugar puffs honey monster ... 2005-05-04
and, finally, just lichen. ... 2005-04-26
long live chairman mao ... 2005-04-19
unlikely as a suckling pig on a Shabbos table ... 2005-04-12
as if there were tiny weights attached to the corners ... 2005-04-06
duplicate these monosyllables ... 2005-03-30
the symbolic apparatus we call culture ... 2005-03-21
and if you're frightened, you can be frightened, you can be, it's okay. ... 2005-03-17
moth to bulb ... 2005-03-15
Hester Prynne, fashion victim ... 2005-03-10
the satellite fever ... 2005-03-04
moist with the rot of numerous alcoholic disappointments ... 2005-03-02
errant terriers ... 2005-02-23
ye olde suppurating sore ... 2005-02-20
magical forest of secondhand smoke and Thorazine ... 2005-02-15
all these words are just bird call ... 2005-02-08
mc 900 foot jesus and mary chain gang of four weddings and a funeral ... 2005-02-02
ay ay ay perro queso del dios ... 2005-01-27
adopt a wheatfield! ... 2005-01-20
marking the days with a knotted string ... 2005-01-18
monkey plus monkey ... 2005-01-13
now I'm short kine and I'm not even sure what kine are ... 2005-01-11
not really an entry ... 2005-01-07
finger pointing, eyebrows low ... 2005-01-06
two of my favorite words are "atrium" and "goiter." ... 2005-01-03
victor, here are your spoils ... 2004-12-22
table this motion ... 2004-12-20
crossing was treacherous ... 2004-12-15
jug jub a glub glub on the way to the club ... 2004-12-10
my new penis really fits like a glove ... 2004-12-03
peppery lentil ragout ... 2004-11-22
maisy, maisy, maisy maisy mouse. maisy, maisy, maisy maisy mouse. ... 2004-11-15
the sack of wheat, the rubicund apple-rack ... 2004-11-10
cyberfondue ... 2004-11-03
folk-songs and folk-dances and national costumes ... 2004-11-01
ax to bump and to grind ... 2004-10-27
slithering up to unsuspecting targets ... 2004-10-22
quid pro snow ... 2004-10-17
just a buffalo ... 2004-10-11
fish fry fish fry going to the fish fry ... 2004-10-06
attilla the honey I shrunk the kids ... 2004-09-30
unite and take over ... 2004-09-21
quicklime, slowlime ... 2004-09-17
pattern of accommodation ... 2004-09-16
buy our products, you lazy bitch ... 2004-09-13
twat? I cunt hear you! ... 2004-09-09
there's a clown frown downtown ... 2004-09-06
lubricate the aristocracy ... 2004-09-01
yellowing, creased paper forced into wide brown envelopes ... 2004-08-25
there's talk of phalluses of various nationalities ... 2004-08-19
much less deranged ... 2004-08-16
detached amusement is the key to my teetering equilibrium ... 2004-08-12
she more than made up for it with her hacking cough ... 2004-08-10
epstein-barr exam ... 2004-08-05
crevice, no! crevasse, yes! ... 2004-08-03
the cinder-block plinth of the discount center ... 2004-07-29
atom smashing good time ... 2004-07-27
very well-defined swooshing at regular intervals ... 2004-07-22
the box, then, is the basilica of the unbuilt. ... 2004-07-20
bacon is the gateway drug ... 2004-07-14
romance, colonized by the market ... 2004-07-09
a precarious but admirable heap ... 2004-07-06
put the lid on! quick! ... 2004-06-30
yummy yummy yummy ... 2004-06-25
spangled body sock with an extra codpiece section ... 2004-06-22
small strange almost nipplelike protuberances ... 2004-06-17
Leda and the swan puppet show ... 2004-06-08
a curiously anthropomorphic lemon ... 2004-06-04
dirty metallic taste of heaven ... 2004-05-27
weapon against dualism ... 2004-05-25
prophet of an autoerotic utopia ... 2004-05-20
go-kart pileup ... 2004-05-12
swashbuckling insincerity ... 2004-05-06
eye for an eye for an eye for a pie ... 2004-04-30
ambled into history ... 2004-04-27
how fast it should be moving and so forth ... 2004-04-23
underground lifestyle worms optional ... 2004-04-21
increasingly hyper game of tag ... 2004-04-19
out into the muffled afternoon ... 2004-04-15
liquor in the front. poker in the rear. ... 2004-04-10
flashy dames and garish nightclubs ... 2004-04-06
Lincolnesque rectitude ... 2004-04-02
like C-Ration Pork Slices, your brain is Cooked In Juices ... 2004-04-01
seeing the torsos of the robot girls again ... 2004-03-26
bulwark against gentrification ... 2004-03-25
crescendo of wild-eyed Wagnerian passion ... 2004-03-23
a camping trip with courtney love ... 2004-03-19
rhyme crime ... 2004-03-17
nomenclature casserole ... 2004-03-14
across the river there are all kinds of magical instruments ... 2004-03-09
you love fruit salad? then why don't you marry it? ... 2004-03-06
bachelor number whatever ... 2004-03-02
amateur night at the media circus ... 2004-03-01
yule log be a fool log. ... 2004-02-25
excuse me, david yow, I think you dropped this ... 2004-02-24
a MILF for all seasons ... 2004-02-19
render it inoperable ... 2004-02-17
a Mao suit and an Afro wig ... 2004-02-13
kill ratio ... 2004-02-11
hi and welcome to our show ... 2004-02-08
cock of the walk ... 2004-02-03
craving something ghettolicious ... 2004-01-29
you, sir, are made entirely of dryer lint ... 2004-01-12
remove the water, carry the water ... 2004-01-06
all-female fertility festival associated with Demeter ... 2004-01-02
gangrenous and infected with ticks ... 2003-12-23
you remind me of a roseate spoonbill ... 2003-12-18
manipulating inflated rubber gloves ... 2003-12-12
vertiginous incarnations of ecclesiastical dogma ... 2003-12-09
former cliff diver and extreme snowboarder ... 2003-12-04
bopping them on the head ... 2003-12-02
yucca tree, yuck. ... 2003-11-24
pablo stole my car keys ... 2003-11-18
Immanuel Kant stop the music ... 2003-11-11
ebb and flow ... 2003-11-04
den of iniquity ... 2003-11-04
coco what? ... 2003-11-04
French provincial earthenware ... 2003-10-09
huffing nitrous, eating Teddy Grahams. good times. ... 2003-10-07
demisemiquaver ... 2003-10-04
ask not what sort of goo you can smear on your country ... 2003-10-01
way to be deep, Blake Schwartzenbach ... 2003-09-29
x-ray my heart and it looks just like a leaf on a tree ... 2003-09-24
official state of emergency ... 2003-09-23
rope enough to rope a dope ... 2003-09-18
the talking dog as motif in folklore ... 2003-09-17
where you at? over here. ... 2003-09-15
mastodon stampede tonight, see me for details ... 2003-09-13
the heart is a lonely hunter s. thompson twins ... 2003-09-10
welcome to Cocksuckersville ... 2003-09-07
fastened to the gurney ... 2003-09-04
Ron Howard Jones-Town Massacre ... 2003-09-02
everyone had matching towels ... 2003-09-01
scheduled oranges ... 2003-08-28
boogie woogie woogly ... 2003-08-27
the acid to your alkaline ... 2003-08-25
polyphonic apricot nothings ... 2003-08-22
up with Frogurt ... 2003-08-21
I voted for the Trix Rabbit to get some damn Trix ... 2003-08-20
Tito lived across the street ... 2003-08-18
now he is nearly alone ... 2003-08-14
king of the jukebox ... 2003-08-12
the splayed nib ... 2003-08-11
shall we not endeavor to arrange our legs? ... 2003-08-08
elbow to the face ... 2003-08-05
each one screech one ... 2003-08-05
making a tourniquet ... 2003-07-31
standing at the doorway to adventure ... 2003-07-29
are you going to do the watusi or not? ... 2003-07-28
surrendering our consensual hallucination to the regime ... 2003-07-24
pack your bags, gang: we're going up my mom's ass! ... 2003-07-23
rhymes with engine ... 2003-07-22
baby baby baby wants an empire ... 2003-07-21
when in Rome, talk about Rome a lot ... 2003-07-18
skip to my lou, please ... 2003-07-17
whiskers and eyes and ears ... 2003-07-16
the horror of a highbrow potluck dinner ... 2003-07-15
she resumed undulating ... 2003-07-14
the julian calendar ... 2003-07-10
intravenously ... 2003-07-09
down in clown town ... 2003-07-06
this is just between you and me, smashed hat! ... 2003-07-03
crawl into a crevice ... 2003-07-01
the idea is unpalatable to me ... 2003-06-30
frou-frou foxes ... 2003-06-26
according to Taoist legend ... 2003-06-25
Your exagmination round his factification for incamination of a warping process. Declaim! ... 2003-06-24
how green was my valley? pretty green! ... 2003-06-23
an attempt at levity ... 2003-06-20
dismiss the whole scenario out of hand ... 2003-06-19
the square root of death and an anarchy sandwich ... 2003-06-17
built a tower in my bones ... 2003-06-16
you're my number one baby for gravy ... 2003-06-13
those pinpoint flashlights the ushers carry ... 2003-06-12
limegreen ... 2003-06-12
the John Cusack Seal Of Approval ... 2003-06-11
warren, the god-damned ape ... 2003-06-09
his tone was rather sardonic ... 2003-06-05
drama that you crave that you want want ... 2003-06-04
turning to poison while the bee-mouth sips ... 2003-06-02
blow it out your hairdo because you work at Hardee's ... 2003-05-30
rollerskate jam ... 2003-05-28
the illustrious history of the goober pea ... 2003-05-27
and still the boards did shrink ... 2003-05-22
urge overspill ... 2003-05-21
all the world's a stage we're going through ... 2003-05-20
rabble-rousing wake up rabble ... 2003-05-18
my anger subsides, I'd like to pee ... 2003-05-16
war-surplus gondola parts ... 2003-05-14
metallic oblong ... 2003-05-13
it wakes you up like a punch in the nose ... 2003-05-09
I haven't forgotten thee, I just haven't gotten around to thee ... 2003-05-08
angle of repose ... 2003-05-01
Hrothgrar, Grendel, and Tom Jones ... 2003-04-30
under the moonlight. the serious moonlight. ... 2003-04-28
daintily designed ... 2003-04-25
exaggerated gestures ... 2003-04-24
like a tongue probing broken teeth ... 2003-04-22
up the steers, turn right at the BayBank ... 2003-04-21
le moutonnement des haies c'est en moi que je l'ai ... 2003-04-17
from the phenomenologist's viewpoint ... 2003-04-16
uka boo, uka boo, everybody uka boo ... 2003-04-14
phantom limb ... 2003-04-10
sun sliding off the emptiness ... 2003-04-08
the next Canadian Dracula ... 2003-04-07
there is not a man, woman, or child alive who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage ... 2003-04-02
the innards of a television set ... 2003-04-01
some cosmic database ... 2003-03-29
puzzle-piece permutations ... 2003-03-26
the occasional pantomimed upchuck ... 2003-03-24
maybe it's you. ... 2003-03-21
though not quite a vegetable ... 2003-03-20
erotically charged enigma, with soy sauce ... 2003-03-19
everybody out of the pool ... 2003-03-17
a wealthy aesthete in search of an elusive ideal ... 2003-03-14
no life at all in the house of dolls ... 2003-03-13
faster, bay leaf! dill! dill! ... 2003-03-11
Kafka stands in Prague in the snow ... 2003-03-11
just the tip of a very naughty iceberg ... 2003-03-07
felt up, felt down ... 2003-03-06
e-z credit ... 2003-03-05
the Republic of Kajagoogoostan ... 2003-03-04
thin as a chicken foot ... 2003-03-03
because it was there ... 2003-02-28
throw it off the bridge ... 2003-02-27
show me show me show me how you do that trick ... 2003-02-25
swarm like locusts ... 2003-02-24
junk gun fever sinking to my brain ... 2003-02-21
so that he shrivels up and is turned into a grasshopper ... 2003-02-20
marzipan ham ... 2003-02-19
a one-way ticket to Chiba City ... 2003-02-18
an underwater guy who controlled the sea ... 2003-02-17
lilac shrieks and scarlet bellowings ... 2003-02-14
torpedo a structure ... 2003-02-13
vortex of a whirlwind ... 2003-02-11
Happy Mothers' Day, Jocasta ... 2003-02-10
perfect hexagon of the honeycomb ... 2003-02-07
return the gift ... 2003-02-07
"eyyyyyaaaaagggh" said the monster ... 2003-02-05
my soul's on cruise control ... 2003-02-04
neon bright tokyo lights ... 2003-02-03
tired of the big so-so ... 2003-01-31
loaded guns and ladies of the night ... 2003-01-29
beautiful for spacious ... 2003-01-28
Aeacus, son of Zeus ... 2003-01-27
jinx you owe me a coke ... 2003-01-24
very very necessary ... 2003-01-22
expertly beaten up by the Secret Police ... 2003-01-21
"oh no," she said emphatically. "never that." ... 2003-01-20
the turkey was indeed following me ... 2003-01-17
the man with the Satan Hair ... 2003-01-16
needles and pins ... 2003-01-14
the 24-hour Stockhausen station ... 2003-01-10
integer vitae scelerisque purus ... 2003-01-09
feeding frenzy one two go ... 2003-01-07
a four-year-old in a monster mask ... 2003-01-06
this is where the tension builds ... 2003-01-03
creamy center ... 2003-01-02
are you like going for a William Burroughs thing or what ... 2002-12-28
attenuated in its syntax ... 2002-12-20
Voltaire loved volleyball ... 2002-12-19
triviality threatens ... 2002-12-17
a Declaration of egregious popish Impostures ... 2002-12-13
heavyweight heads of state ... 2002-12-11
holding a program from a Stoppard play ... 2002-12-10
big red hawaiian penis ... 2002-12-09
real heel deal ... 2002-12-06
alpha november golf sierra tango ... 2002-12-05
laced with poison ... 2002-12-03
all besmeered ... 2002-12-01
microphone check one two what is this ... 2002-11-29
more pivot accompanied by more swivel ... 2002-11-26
certain restrictions apply ... 2002-11-25
quiet I'm trying to write a crap entry ... 2002-11-22
cold outside and cold inside ... 2002-11-20
help me get into my mermaid suit ... 2002-11-19
V is for Victim ... 2002-11-18
rock rock rock rock with the rock ... 2002-11-16
kerosene around find something to do ... 2002-11-13
damn. huh. good god. ... 2002-11-12
the dangerous attentions of careerist historicizers ... 2002-11-11
all the way up to 241st street in the bronx ... 2002-11-09
I'm an alcoFROLIC. There's a difference. ... 2002-11-08
the truth can be so expensive ... 2002-11-07
like exactingly pulled taffy ... 2002-11-05
what has two thumbs and fucks like a tiger ... 2002-11-04
all bjork songs are about pancakes ... 2002-11-01
Epstein, meet Epstein. ... 2002-10-31
disco duck, tango turtle, waltzing walrus ... 2002-10-30
the bouncer at the door of the cultural Establishment ... 2002-10-29
I hereby request ... 2002-10-28
whiskey drinks and chocolate box ... 2002-10-24
vote for Mayor McCheese or his goons will break your freaking kneecaps ... 2002-10-22
better bring your galoshes because my vengeance is a-raining down ... 2002-10-22
trash-talkin' trilobite ... 2002-10-21
mutually assured destruction ... 2002-10-18
the invention of a new sort of potato scraper ... 2002-10-16
giddy and pleasantly vague ... 2002-10-15
fig newtonian ... 2002-10-14
maximum nap potential ... 2002-10-13
capricious convolutions ... 2002-10-11
uneasy, seductive mojo ... 2002-10-09
he came across a set of bagpipes ... 2002-10-08
group grope (grape flavor) ... 2002-10-07
fate has brought me to this falafel stand ... 2002-10-06
I won a stuffed dog at the Carnival of Sorrow ... 2002-10-03
all this and soup too ... 2002-10-02
how my ass became famous ... 2002-10-01
there will be time enough for counting when the dealing's done ... 2002-09-30
wearing Al Sharpton's undershirt for charity ... 2002-09-27
you can bring in the noise, but please leave the funk outside ... 2002-09-26
here comes a bikini whale! ... 2002-09-24
a walk-in solar system ... 2002-09-23
tethered to the grumpiest of donkeys ... 2002-09-20
he borrowed my salinometer and wouldn't give it back ... 2002-09-19
smells like Holy Spirit ... 2002-09-18
I want to t-t-t-t-tie you up ... 2002-09-17
tastes like plaid to me ... 2002-09-13
my blood runs cold ... 2002-09-12
long gone lonesome blues ... 2002-09-11
what noisy cats are we ... 2002-09-10
la la la linoleum ... 2002-09-08
the electricity generated by a handy lightning bolt ... 2002-09-06
more or less Slavic ... 2002-09-04
puppets, robots, cyborgs, and vampires (are all invited to my party) ... 2002-09-03
Avis est! Aeronavis est! Supervir est! ... 2002-08-29
we are approaching beverage velocity ... 2002-08-28
that basket of laundry simply bristles with nuance ... 2002-08-27
it is our only consolation ... 2002-08-26
a wraith in the night sky ... 2002-08-26
partially nude ... 2002-08-25
mosaics of embedded ideograms ... 2002-08-23
balance my sensitive yin with my rock and roll yang ... 2002-08-22
something clean, sparkling, elusive ... 2002-08-21
princess tiara superstar likes carrots ... 2002-08-20
a ludicrously simple dog shape ... 2002-08-19
a man and a woman and a blackbird ... 2002-08-16
in which I subvert logical discourse in order to touch the heart of the mystery ... 2002-08-15
you live and you learn, unfortunately ... 2002-08-15
the meadow spittlebug does severe damage to grasses and wheat ... 2002-08-13
prone upon the pallet ... 2002-08-12
all you wanted in times square and less ... 2002-08-11
I have to get these llamas to school ... 2002-08-10
countdown to pancakes ... 2002-08-09
I dig your spastic reactions ... 2002-08-07
faster faster and lots more fire, please ... 2002-08-06
aeiou and sometimes y ... 2002-08-05
impalas are like cheese fries, only for lions ... 2002-08-03
always with the yelling. always with the screaming ... 2002-08-01
the beautiful cage of an enormous bird ... 2002-07-31
a certain vegetable ... 2002-07-30
cerebrospinal fluid dynamics ... 2002-07-29
stop! or I'll say stop again! ... 2002-07-25
slight discomfort mixed with utter horror ... 2002-07-24
turn on the love oven and cook up a casserole with stove top stuffing ... 2002-07-22
hovering in the subjunctive mood ... 2002-07-19
primordial soup and sandwich ... 2002-07-18
the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel ... 2002-07-17
I dream of bigness ... 2002-07-16
the mechanic's eye began to spasm anew ... 2002-07-15
everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful ... 2002-07-12
my karma chameleon is eating a cricket ... 2002-07-11
igloo politics ... 2002-07-09
begin to seem like monsters ... 2002-07-01
constant comment, the loquacious tea ... 2002-07-01
homespun loincloth ... 2002-06-27
her smile in flight, her eyes ablaze ... 2002-06-26
I wish it would snow ... 2002-06-25
trochees and spondees ... 2002-06-24
woe unto thee, steve perry! woe! ... 2002-06-21
ogni volta che ti bacio dimentico dove sono ... 2002-06-20
no harpoons no speargun ... 2002-06-19
platypus ragout ... 2002-06-18
duck duck goose. cockroach. ... 2002-06-17
voodoo breakfast ... 2002-06-16
a feeble show of spontaneity ... 2002-06-14
smile pretty take take the money ... 2002-06-12
your eyes are like hands they grab and grab ... 2002-06-11
twenty-five garments ... 2002-06-10
dark deeds on steamy dead-end streets ... 2002-06-09
hardhitting haberdasher ... 2002-06-08
the dizzy sperm of astronauts in orbit ... 2002-06-06
rosy-fingered dawn has quit her chemo ... 2002-06-04
I saw you standing by the slurpee machine ... 2002-06-03
you got Starsky in my Hutch! ... 2002-06-02
chameleons in the urban flora ... 2002-05-31
no cause for alarm ... 2002-05-30
eyes like the middle of august ... 2002-05-29
pretty persuasion ... 2002-05-28
we're sorry, dolores, but your turtle is dead ... 2002-05-26
translucent barrier ... 2002-05-24
aids in the temporary relief of minor discomfort ... 2002-05-23
courage, fortitude, audacity, and valor ... 2002-05-23
moist chewy legislation ... 2002-05-22
let's have phone sex only in person with tin cans and string ... 2002-05-21
it's my left hand that's evil ... 2002-05-21
ritual appreciation of the view ... 2002-05-20
the gravy stain on the white tablecloth of life ... 2002-05-19
waffle stuck to the ceiling ... 2002-05-18
just smoked some gage I'm on a rampage ... 2002-05-17
in the sleepy west of the woody east ... 2002-05-16
opportunistic opossum ... 2002-05-15
never not no nothing ... 2002-05-14
don't fuck with the puppet ... 2002-05-13
twilight of my wrists ... 2002-05-11
teeming erotic scrimmage ... 2002-05-10
californication ... 2002-05-09
single occupancy ... 2002-05-04
transmembrane conductance regulator ... 2002-05-03
in the cloakroom it smells so nice ... 2002-05-03
who ate the last piece of pie? Alan Greenspan did. ... 2002-05-02
office supplies get me hot ... 2002-05-01
cat got your tongue? ... 2002-04-30
once upon a time I was an owl ... 2002-04-29
punk in drublic ... 2002-04-26
the violent blunder of my very presence ... 2002-04-25
I'm working on a case. Of Scotch. ... 2002-04-24
the toaster waffle fits perfectly in the VCR ... 2002-04-23
inside of a dog, it's too dark to read ... 2002-04-23
nine while nine ... 2002-04-22
the party starts promptly at genius o'clock ... 2002-04-19
shake barrels of whiskey down my throat I'll still see straight ... 2002-04-18
pause and ponder the brutality of the math ... 2002-04-17
hey that ain't egg nog ... 2002-04-16
you forgot I was a ninja, motherfucker ... 2002-04-15
breaking hearts and breaking guitars ... 2002-04-14
my zither teacher taught me this song ... 2002-04-11
a radar blip, an empty clip, post-nasal drip, and kung fu grip ... 2002-04-11
feed me johnnycake ... 2002-04-10
old problem? new freedom. ... 2002-04-09
death-obsessed puritans ... 2002-04-08
100% of my love ... 2002-04-06
it's hard to be emo in a glam rock town ... 2002-04-05
like a pimp I'm pimpin' I got a boat to eat shrimp in ... 2002-04-04
sexy good karma attached ... 2002-04-03
this is my United States of Whatever ... 2002-04-02
from a whisper to a scream ... 2002-04-01
standard deviant ... 2002-03-30
angus podgorney, you are a stupid man ... 2002-03-29
p-p-p-p-put it on vibrate! ... 2002-03-28
burial at sea requires no embalming ... 2002-03-28
the reality of the situation ... 2002-03-27
zero is my hero ... 2002-03-26
poverty and darkness ... 2002-03-25
je me lance vers la gloire ... 2002-03-23
cock a doodle oh fuck no ... 2002-03-23
it will only hurt for a second ... 2002-03-22
ululating otolaryngologist ... 2002-03-21
vernal, not venereal ... 2002-03-20
LMNOP ... 2002-03-19
I am rubber, and I believe you are glue. ... 2002-03-18
one to get started three until we go ... 2002-03-17
the joke has come upon me ... 2002-03-15
spinal algorithm ... 2002-03-14
I came to Casablanca for the waters ... 2002-03-13
ubiquitous in northern China ... 2002-03-12
goodbye small hands! ... 2002-03-12
the kangaroo rat is my totem animal ... 2002-03-11
jockstrap of the gods ... 2002-03-10
shadowtime ... 2002-03-08
about as funny as a heart attack ... 2002-03-07
triangular and subcutaneous ... 2002-03-06
24-hour drive-through taxidermist ... 2002-03-05
down in the basement we hear the sound of machines ... 2002-03-04
chart-topping dithyramb ... 2002-03-04
gravity doesn't require that you believe in it ... 2002-03-01
moans of the almost marvelous ... 2002-02-27
bauxite futures ... 2002-02-27
zero percent financing on the new zepplin ... 2002-02-26
eastern standard time ... 2002-02-25
tempus edax rerum, sadly ... 2002-02-20
a serious student of selenology ... 2002-02-19
you little saucebox! ... 2002-02-19
half-assed literary criticism free with every purchase ... 2002-02-17
on a rocky outcrop ... 2002-02-15
turn left on Fascination Street ... 2002-02-14
full force ahead ... 2002-02-13
I'll libretto your head! ... 2002-02-12
lead a horticulture ... 2002-02-12
and the khamsin blew over us all ... 2002-02-11
from distant star to this here bar ... 2002-02-08
cha cha cha del queso ... 2002-02-08
not unseldom ... 2002-02-07
ho una forchetta! ... 2002-02-06
truly, madly, maniacally, clumsily ... 2002-02-05
I lick your neck and whisper, "bok choy" ... 2002-02-04
sugar frogs ... 2002-02-02
edgy flights of lyrical abandon ... 2002-01-31
ich bin ein berliner, baby ... 2002-01-30
maraschino miasma ... 2002-01-29
kiss distinctly american ... 2002-01-28
making out with a witch in a coffee truck ... 2002-01-25
chi se ne frega? ... 2002-01-23
I've got my eye on you ... 2002-01-22
tuba mirum ... 2002-01-21
you got glocken in my spiel! ... 2002-01-19
my alphabet can beat up your alphabet ... 2002-01-18
sterilized hypo to shoot a sex machine ... 2002-01-17
not a braintease, just a brainflirt ... 2002-01-16
where is the troposphere? ... 2002-01-15
strangely straightforward ... 2002-01-14
safety goggles required ... 2002-01-11
hypothetical bun in the hypothetical oven, hypothetically ... 2002-01-10
too fast, too fast for love ... 2002-01-09
train wreck of thought ... 2002-01-09
step into my vestibule ... 2002-01-08
soy sauce, time travel, and proper respect ... 2002-01-05
I got links like an old-timey frankfurter ... 2002-01-04
you could bust a move, or you could just stand there ... 2002-01-03
the astral plane for dark at night ... 2002-01-02
allegro, andante, allegro assai ... 2001-12-30
if ye would not be martyred slaves of time ... 2001-12-29
don't mourn, organize ... 2001-12-27
treetops listen and children glisten ... 2001-12-26
squeak boop buzz ... 2001-12-19
like an erratic firecracker ... 2001-12-14
by the dawnzer's lee light ... 2001-12-12
wee little entry ... 2001-12-11
links for breakfast, links for lunch, and a sensible dinner ... 2001-12-07
24-hour diner of doom ... 2001-12-05
flammable puppet, stand back ... 2001-12-03
acting more my shoe size than my age ... 2001-11-28
sticking with broccoli in garlic sauce ... 2001-11-27
fuul on the hill ... 2001-11-26
taking a stand against ham ... 2001-11-21
flex your rear ... 2001-11-15
case closed ... 2001-11-13
I'm sorry, I don't see "Mimi Smartypants" on the Social Register ... 2001-11-09
cream of wild mushroom soup ... 2001-11-07
yo quiero a giant deadly ray gun ... 2001-11-07
FDA-approved entry ... 2001-11-01
why can't we all just get along? ... 2001-10-29
semi-permeable membrane ... 2001-10-24
I've got Wednesday night fever ... 2001-10-17
fruitosaurus ... 2001-10-15
super vegetable powers ... 2001-10-12
the fleeting particle ... 2001-10-11
1, 2, 3, gourd ... 2001-10-10
President Chester A. Arthropod ... 2001-10-05
big, rippling, blasphemous muscles ... 2001-10-03
cake to the nth power ... 2001-09-27
don we now our gay apparel ... 2001-09-26
little, yellow, different ... 2001-09-25
in which my head nearly explodes ... 2001-09-24
auto-spam? yes, I'll have a slice ... 2001-09-21
used to be that my head was haunted ... 2001-09-18
unthinkable ... 2001-09-14
How Animals Do That ... 2001-09-10
golf cart cartel ... 2001-09-07
copulating lions in the heartland ... 2001-09-04
you people have carpet on your hearts ... 2001-08-28
mop, bucket, guilt trip ... 2001-08-24
names have been changed to protect the innocent ... 2001-08-21
cranky. oh so cranky. ... 2001-08-20
you're a SEA COW! ... 2001-08-16
I can't go for that. No. No can do. ... 2001-08-13
children of the creamed corn ... 2001-08-10
justice was served, cold and tasteless ... 2001-08-08
hello, I love you ... 2001-08-03
Wild Mimi Gets Sent to Boot Camp! ... 2001-08-01
may I borrow a monkey? ... 2001-07-30
caution, skankiness ahead ... 2001-07-27
and I bet Jerry Orbach won't be there ... 2001-07-26
the big, big, big, bang ... 2001-07-25
the garlic odor that woke the dead ... 2001-07-24
shhh! ... 2001-07-23
H! T! M! L! What does that spell? ... 2001-07-20
queasy entry ... 2001-07-19
that not-so-fresh feeling ... 2001-07-17
bag lady ... 2001-07-12
so, what's your sign? ... 2001-07-11
chins for sale ... 2001-07-10
better than a sharp stick in your eye, but not by much ... 2001-07-09
scuba, with a side of rockstar ... 2001-07-06
code blue! code red, white, and blue! ... 2001-07-05
link-tastic! ... 2001-07-02
the briefest of entries ... 2001-06-29
from me to you. yes, you. ... 2001-06-26
blood and tongue loaf ... 2001-06-25
extremely puny entry ... 2001-06-23
frogs and snakes and car chases ... 2001-06-21
got your nose! no, I really do! ... 2001-06-19
yurt sweet yurt ... 2001-06-14
so the monster stays nice and fresh ... 2001-06-13
dial-a-fish ... 2001-06-07
yoga speedo ... 2001-06-05
meatballs, hair, and the long arm of the law ... 2001-06-01
how are you feeling today? ... 2001-05-30
watch it wiggle, then see me eat it ... 2001-05-29
365 degrees ... 2001-05-25
flippers through armholes ... 2001-05-22
quis custodiet ipsos custodes? ... 2001-05-17
the jolly green giant has a bad day ... 2001-05-16
Boutros for me, Boutros for you ... 2001-05-15
your pants, they're so minty! ... 2001-05-14
just in time, trying to save the world ... 2001-05-10
rabbinical ramblings ... 2001-05-08
hipper than thou ... 2001-05-02
"quotation" "marks" ... 2001-04-30
more champagne than beer, today ... 2001-04-27
remove my lump ... 2001-04-23
wring it out ... 2001-04-16
melodrama and yams ... 2001-04-12
bag full o' evil ... 2001-04-10
wavy legs ... 2001-04-09
under over around through ... 2001-04-05
flee the hippo ... 2001-04-04
Salman "Pikachu" Rushdie ... 2001-04-03
my theory, the theory which is mine ... 2001-04-02
live from the red (with blood) carpet ... 2001-03-27
diseased beef moron? ... 2001-03-23
a leg, a wing, a thigh ... 2001-03-21
free amoeba with every purchase ... Monday, March 19, 2001
the yellow gooeyness of death ... 2001-03-16
eggplant and hot pants ... 2001-03-14
nice ass, monkey! ... 2001-03-12
make me a fancy sandwich ... 2001-03-09
special victims unit ... 2001-03-09
the golden age of breasts ... 2001-03-01
sunny day, sweeping the clouds away ... 2001-02-28
orange-throwing sex goddesses ... 2001-02-27
I'm a tomato, you are a banana ... 2001-02-23
stand in the place where you live ... 2001-02-21
back, but not quite myself ... 2001-02-20
describing the back door, if you will ... 2001-01-23
My R-rated bus ride ... 2001-01-22
skating loincloths? ... 2001-01-19
semi-autistic playtime ... 2001-01-15
you're my little dumpling, yes you are! ... 2001-01-10
a coarse heavy plain-woven fabric usually of jute or hemp ... 2001-01-09
hoppity hop whoa! ... 2001-01-05
tide pool ... 2001-01-04
fishwife follies ... 2001-01-03
not Martha ... 2000-12-21
the things I say. sad but true. ... 2000-12-20
I fought the law ... 2000-12-19
the pause that refreshes ... 2000-12-15
our teeming oceans ... 2000-12-14
put another dime in the jukebox, baby ... 2000-12-13
I assume they're little, and probably furry ... 2000-12-05
in which I am all about convenience ... 2000-12-04
swing the heartache! swing it! ... 2000-11-30
strange desires ... 2000-11-29
not just words, but code, too! ... 2000-11-28
one from column A ... 2000-11-28
the agony of the feet ... 2000-11-20
I look like fucking Stevie Nicks! ... 2000-11-17
the pregnant chad ... 2000-11-17
2 words: What. Ever. ... 2000-11-07
the Effa Bee Eye ... 2000-11-06
1/2 the adrenaline but all of the safety ... 2000-11-03
Betty Ford Clinic ... 2000-11-01
pride and prejudice ... 2000-10-27
the economy-sized can of worms ... 2000-10-25
in which I shake my moneymaker ... 2000-10-24
I'm a cranky old coot ... 2000-10-23
oh how the mighty have fallen ... 2000-10-20
the limits of what is known ... 2000-10-17
mimi gets metaphysical ... 2000-10-13
don't pet the sweaty things ... 2000-10-11
vinegar pants ... 2000-10-10
I'll tell you once again [who's bad?] ... 2000-10-06
clickety clack ... 2000-10-04
this entry features intimate apparel and syringes ... 2000-10-03
microbe jamboree ... 2000-10-02
I bare my fangs ... 2000-09-27
xxxxxxxxxxxxx look at all the x's ... 2000-09-22
I like my jelly heterogeneous ... 2000-09-18
thunder and lightning ... 2000-09-12
(very) drunken jukebox selections ... 2000-09-08
incoherent burblings ... 2000-09-05
or are you just happy to see me? ... 2000-08-29
the miracle cure ... 2000-08-28
I need a nanny ... 2000-08-18
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo ... 2000-08-16
Sven Svensson and his huge pectoral muscles ... 2000-08-15
in which I stand by my man (and hold the credit card) ... 2000-08-09
cannibalism (not really, but it's an attention-grabbing title) ... 2000-08-04
elephant fresh ... 2000-08-01
points of etiquette ... 2000-07-21
the woman with the Golden Toe ... 2000-07-18
ooooh! a muffin tin! ... 2000-07-10
in which things explode and I get nervous ... 2000-07-07
the mobile relish tray ... 2000-06-27
elf elf elf ... 2000-06-23
Vlad, the Inhaler ... 2000-06-22
here I am! rock me like a hurricane! ... 2000-06-21
getting rather jiggy with it ... 2000-06-14
lies, damn lies and statistics ... 2000-06-12
sartorial ruminations ... 2000-06-09
the great bird of sanity lifts off ... 2000-06-07
better (than what?) homes and gardens ... 2000-06-06
rub a dub dub ... 2000-06-02
let my people go! ... 2000-05-23
I'm your pocket monster ... 2000-05-17
moving headaches ... 2000-05-16
crap entry. you win some, you lose some. ... 2000-05-12
could it be ennui, Henri? ... 2000-05-11
the 400-m rodent freestyle ... 2000-05-08
truly plebian ... 2000-05-05
a new dwelling! ... 2000-05-02
in which I have a limited vocabulary ... 2000-04-28
get up offa that thing ... 2000-04-19
oh my gosh it's turpentine! ... 2000-04-18
and we danced, and we danced, everyone look at your hands ... 2000-04-17
Ah, shaddup already ... 2000-04-11
he had no eyes! just eyebrows! ... 2000-04-04
sweatin' to the oldies ... 2000-04-03
in which I sound suspiciously mature ... 2000-03-31
whip it good ... 2000-03-30
true tales of adventure! ... 2000-03-29
I cheer on debris ... 2000-03-24
caffeinated hair ... 2000-03-23
jawbreaker, jawbreaker ... 2000-03-22
vote! vote like a mofo! ... 2000-03-21
this is what passes for entertainment these days ... 2000-03-20
power to the people! ... 2000-03-16
stuff happens, babies get born, I ramble on ... 2000-03-15
you know you want it ... 2000-03-13
love it or leave it (uh, can I go now?) ... 2000-03-08
the great chain of being ... 2000-03-07
because I'm the taxman ... 2000-03-06
there's a place in france, where the ladies wear no pants ... 2000-03-03
take off your pants, mister! ... 2000-03-02
huh? ... 2000-02-29
can I be a cartoon? ... 2000-02-28
enormous toddler and some more goth bullshit ... 2000-02-24
eeek, a personal journal entry ... 2000-02-22
I'm a sucker for a sob story ... 2000-02-21
live from Center City ... 2000-02-16
my own private Food Network ... 2000-02-14
LCS #1 and #2 ... 2000-02-11
no porn for me, thanks, I've got ADHD ... 2000-02-02
blah. blah. blah. ... 2000-01-31
alcohol, tobacco, but not firearms ... 2000-01-28
that amphibian needs an enema! ... 2000-01-27
film babble ... 2000-01-25
he's the king of pop, and don't you forget it ... 2000-01-24
in which I make a mountain out of a molehill ... 2000-01-19
up too early and can't even rap about it ... 2000-01-18
monkey penis ... 2000-01-17
a mouthful of zinc ... 2000-01-11
a whole lot of yapping into the void ... 2000-01-10
the worm inside you ... 2000-01-07
that does not compute ... 2000-01-05
new year's wrapup ... 2000-01-04
street cash ... 1999-12-22
the garb of a slattern! ... 1999-12-21
deck the halls, you bastard ... 1999-12-17
pantslessness and lottery winners ... 1999-12-14
unlucky ... 1999-12-13
too sappy and sentimental to even read ... 1999-12-09
the french paradox ... 1999-12-07
oh, the comedy! ... 1999-11-22
in which I talk like a beatnik for some reason ... 1999-11-15
yo baby yo baby yo ... 1999-11-12
Arthur Rimbaud, bowling, and strange bathroom habits ... 1999-11-10
girl trouble (not for the medically squeamish) ... 1999-11-03
I'm a marketing whiz while I'm fast asleep ... 1999-11-02
not so sturdy after all ... 1999-11-01
rodeo clown training school ... 1999-10-29
flake-o-riffic ... 1999-10-28
the girl with the flaming sleeve ... 1999-10-27
my fondue pot runneth over ... 1999-10-26
smelling salts? ... 1999-10-25
early halloween gore-fest ... 1999-10-22
on collecting, sort of ... 1999-10-21
do you tabouli? ... 1999-10-20
throwaway entry, although I do mention breasts ... 1999-10-19
me and my shadow (not) ... 1999-10-18
threats of violence ... 1999-10-15
hardly worth reading, really ... 1999-10-14
quite blown away (by the wind, that is) ... 1999-10-13
rodents and other vermin ... 1999-10-12
odd dreams (like you care) ... 1999-10-11
in which I have a stupid grin on my face ... 1999-10-08
no, I don't own the road ... 1999-10-07
in which I watch strange tv and am generally a lame-ass ... 1999-10-06
the great syrup disaster ... 1999-10-05
hollywood, go away ... 1999-10-04
rock and/or roll ... 1999-10-01
fish and chips! ... 1999-09-30
stroganoff, of sorts ... 1999-09-29
in which I do yoga but do not levitate ... 1999-09-28
unrelated and possibly unilluminating factoids ... 1999-09-27
in which I get on my high horse about classical music ... 1999-09-24
in which I set off museum alarms ... 1999-09-23