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waddle: conspiracy shhhhhh - 12:40 p.m. , 2008-08-25 the most vexed question of all - 1:17 p.m. , 2008-08-15 mastered the jargon - 10:36 a.m. , 2008-08-05 oooh oooh xerox machine - 10:36 a.m. , 2008-07-16 paralyzed in the hind end - 10:06 a.m. , 2008-07-08
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ho de ho de ho. Got rid of our houseguest, so we can now have sex, loudly. Unfortunately we got all kinds of phone calls last night and I ended up falling asleep while LT talked to various people. And I cannot be woken up out of a deep sleep for sex. I mean, there will be rubbing and things, and my mind is going, "Meow, that's a good idea, let's get some," but my body will just not wake up. Oh well. I keep sneezing today. What's up with that? Oh this has just been the best Monday ever, in lots of little ways. I got all dressed for work today, and then when I was putting on makeup (for I am a girly girl you know (snort)) I mysteriously and thoughtlessly wiped my fingers on the lapel of my black jacket. What the fuck? How did I get so retarded? Oh yes, let's see...makeup on fingers? Makeup on jacket! Of course! Excellent! So I had to change. And then when I stepped outside I discovered it was raining, so I had to go back for my umbrella. Which of course broke on the way here. And then I find out my yoga class is cancelled. And so on. Yes I know I am a big whiner. Does anyone watch wrestling? The WWF and all that? I am intrigued by it, but only by the non-wrestling, soap opera type parts, the yelling and the threats and the like. Whenever I flip past it on the TV I must stop if there is a wrestling girlfriend silicone woman on the screen, for they are a truly astounding spectacle. And why does this "Mankind" person wear like a muzzle and a tie? Explain this to me, the wrestling-impaired. ---mimi smartypants back/forward |
